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成人笑话|A little on the side

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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the
dressing1 table.

Thanks, she said. But I only charge $20.

Twenty bucks2 for the entire night? the amazed politician replied...
You can't make a living on that.

Oh, don't worry, the girl replied. I do a little blackmail3 on the side!


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